My name is John and I'm from Alabama. My blog will consist of a bunch of secondary things that have no real significance in life but I feel is necessary for me to live.
    Here lies Paul Heyman, whose client Brock Lesnar defeated the undefeated streak
josenagel:

my entire life in 3 words

c1u:

reblog if you are into bondage or if you like french fries

(Source: reheating, via calzonecat)

kathereal:

donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

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the g spot

(Source: lazar3tto, via softdope)