My name is John and I'm from Alabama. My blog will consist of a bunch of secondary things that have no real significance in life but I feel is necessary for me to live.
  • baby:
    d... d... d...

  • father:
    ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!

  • baby:
    d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT

  • baby:
    *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

ryumako:

ryumako:

"F" is for friends who do stuff together, 

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"U" is for you and me,

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"N" is for anywhere and anytime at all-

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DOWN HERE IN THE NUDIST BEACH!

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"F" is for FIBERS that BURN DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN

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"U" is for URANIUM, BOMBS,image

"N" is for NO SURVIVORS, WHEN YOU-

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"RAGYO!"

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(via the-storm-king)

gutter-whores:

i need some physical affection and 3 bottles of vodka 

(Source: gutter-whoress, via thefuuuucomics)